how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this
is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt
“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”
omg i love this
best thing ever omfg
Pretty damn amazing.
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.