hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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blaggot:

me doing my class presentation (x)

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hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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shoulderkeyroyalty:

legolas-the-house-elf:

fuks:

holy f

IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT

posted 1 week ago with 138,148 notes via fake-mermaid (Source: fuks)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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