shoulderkeyroyalty:

legolas-the-house-elf:

fuks:

holy f

IVE PROBABLY BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

I STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY ANF MY PARENTS RAN UPSTAIRS THINKING I GOT HURT DNDBJSJDBT

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

posted 1 week ago with 578,804 notes via relahvant (Source: biforce)

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

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surprisebitch:

damn that was cut throat

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

posted 1 week ago with 88,047 notes via sorry (Source: meladoodle)
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l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

posted 1 week ago with 100,156 notes via saint (Source: uhduhsexy)

bikinipowerbottom:

white people after listening to iggy azealia

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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